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Thekingoflorda@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

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Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

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Thekingoflorda@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    8 months ago

    You’re gonna want to sit down on this

  • RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol
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    Evolving into buttplug?

    • tabris@lemmy.world
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      It has a flared base, knock yourself out.

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        Getting to the base would be impressive

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          Oh, summer child, I guess you’ve never seen goatse.

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            I’ve seen things that you could only conjure in nightmares.

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    Me VS how I see myself in the mirror.

    • Fat Tony@lemmy.world
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      Bland from the outside, favourable on the inside?

      • lelgenio@lemmy.ml
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        No, with a buttplug on the inside

        • Farid@startrek.website
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          No, I just see myself as a buttplug, how can I be any clearer than that.

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      You are a vampire

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    It really plugs the llama’s ass

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    VLC: The Sex Update

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    For VLC, anything

  • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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    Man, people are really jumping on that one.

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    Shove your open source video player up your ass

  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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    Is this an update or a plugin?

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    Please use foodgrade coconut oil when inserting this update!

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    Well that’s one way to plug your memory leaks

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    The upgrade looks like a pain in the ass

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    At least the base looks flaired

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      You’re worried that you get a traffic cone lost in your ass?

  • OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    UPdate

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    What happened to VLC?

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