Best parts about driving blind. They save a lot of money on windshield wipers.

Thanks, I made this and a few others I posted.

We uncovered it. He’s a Romulan spy!

He was a mentally challenged sidekick.

Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.

Creole style “Holy Trinity” is onions, bell pepper, and celery. My first big recipe book was by Chef Prudhomme, cooked a lot of things in that book. Almost all of them started out with sauteing those veggies and than making a roux, Cajun napalm.

As a guy who was limited on cookware. Everything ends up in a big ass pot was very appealing.

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For me “slow mornings” means I get to take my time as I poop, shower, and then enjoy a cup of coffee in absolute silence. Before my day is ruined by my kids fighting or asking me for things.

Um yeah same… I certainly wasn’t thinking “wow what a juicy minion ass”. That would be weird right?

Oh my aching head…! Would you lugs please bloody focus…?

MUSHROOM!!

I wouldn’t touch that with my bare hands.

I know someone who gets the shits from egg yokes and also coffee on occasion. This diet would work well for them because they’d shit themselves inside out after 3 days of this.

God women these days am I right!? Then they have the audacity to ask me my mother’s maiden name and last 4 digits of my social security number.

Worst is after I give it all to them, they completely ignore the rest of the conversation. Their eyes roll back into their head and start to flitter rapidly. Than their mouths just drop wide open and starts emitting high frequency pitches and tones. Next thing I’m getting texts about unauthorized access to my bank accounts, gosh what an ordeal! I never get to pull out the scale in my pocket to judge their bodies like a slab of meat at the deli.

So rude, am I right fellas?

Hi, dad. When you coming home?

Oi Maaaar! I’m starvin’ me ‘ed orf! So’ me owt some grub, ya git!

clutching my pearls

Gracious me, that almost said PUSSY!

Yeah, we’ve just been Weekend at Bernieing this “democracy” for awhile now and it’s starting to really really stink.

Don’t yuck someone else’s yum.