WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands. “Only minutes before their deaths, they requested that their hospital beds be pushed together—it’s like they knew what…
Fairly sure at that point Kamala Harris becomes president the moment Biden dies. Harris then needs to pick a VP, and the republican party would be fucked. Has trump even picked a new VP?
I personally think it would be hilarious if Mike Pence created the TRU.MP PARTY. Thats right. The Tru Mike Pence Party. Tru being a way to make the whole thing copyrightable. Like Tru.Moo Milk.
It would be just ABSOLUTE hilarity if Pence split the republican ticket with people that thought they were voting for trump.
I’m sure there would be MORE lawsuits, but I’m not sure if trump can afford MORE legal costs.
God this plan makes me laugh over how its equal parts witty and downright idiotic. Basically a mockery of our election system. Which is why its the perfect representation of where we are right now.
This would be great, but would they be? She was a very unpopular candidate in 2020.
No, I mean democrats have a clear horse in the race in this scenario. Democrats wouldn’t need to fight for who gets their pick. It’s Harris.
But if trump died…then what? Who’s the pick? How do they decide? They’d be fucked.
I dunno, I’m thinking whoever they dredged up would have a good shot at beating Harris. Hopefully we won’t ever have to find out!