Armour™️ Piecing Sausage, the wurst ammunition around

You know I keep that swine millimeter on me at all times

An actual Vienniese gun:

Chicken Sausages are actually pretty gross but I like them anyway and I used to eat them all the time with noodles such that I would have some protein. Such that I didn’t feel like absolute trash after 15 minutes of consuming the noodles. Of course I don’t eat that much salt now and have genuinely lost a lot of weight over it now that I eat slightly healthier and eat slightly over the legal limit of salt usually a day here in America instead of 3 times over it.

finally a shitpost that’s not about jevolvers and jhit