I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice
I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year’s shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!
Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine
This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.
Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop
By now, you should have dropped trou’ and done what you had to do
Literally shitpost
first poop in 2024
i want you to know, i specifically looked for your update post. so glad you have found resolution.
Huzzah!
I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊
Hydrate and bidet.
Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!
The body is evolving to be more efficient…
You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.
I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.
But everyone who poops, eventually dies.
i always read these in the voice of lemiwinks from South park.
i am glad to ear that
I’m pooping right now
Lord have mercy
