Feel free to ford any rivers you come across. That never ends poorly.

I got you fam.

https://www.latintimes.com/ted-cruz-accuses-luigi-mangione-being-leftist-despite-social-media-posts-praising-tucker-568562

I appreciate what Luigi did, but also keep in mind that he believes Tucker Carlson’s great replacement shit. This kid isn’t the Messiah. Just another example of someone supporting the leopard-eating-faces party.

It gives me hope that one day when some intelligence agency is combing through my online footprint for a motive, they won’t have to look too hard.

I should update my Goodreads account…

Same

I too need to be swaddled and baked.

That is actually impressive

Assuming it’s just a typo because the legit one is https://1337x.to/

Someone just pasted the same URL twice instead of the incorrect and correct urls.

OP loves adidas

That’s a great story! What a cool experience

Why did Boeing do this? /s

Lol this is fantastic.

If you see Elon Musk please explain this to him.

I’m an idiot, and I still don’t think I could dumb it down to his level.

Ah! Thank you for the explanation. That makes much more sense now.

Yep, plastic can be razor sharp.

I knew I recognized Nicolas Cage from Saturday Night Fever!

Untyped as in written? Or is this programming term I’m not familiar with?

Why can’t we, as bros, complement each other’s cocks?

TIL!

T-minus 4 years until my second puberty.