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Mine got taken by the foreskin fairy. I didn’t even place it under the pillow. I had a nightmare, must’ve been moving around in my sleep when the pillow landed on my dick. In the morning I woke up without my foreskin and two bucks crumbled up and stuffed under my nutsack :(
What a terrible day to be able to read.
You guys are getting 2 bucks?
relatable
I heard someone say their boss has more foreskin than foresight and it stuck in my head for a few reasons…
I read this in Kristen Wiig’s SNL character Penelope’s voice
My uncle who works for Nintendo already got me a Sixskin.
The way it’s written my mind immediately read it in the voice of Wheatley from Portal 2.