I will not, if you want to warm your hands I have two perfectly good armpits that are much better at doing that.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

tf is bro watching

Of course it’ll be nominated, nothing makes these people feel better than pretending they’re supporting “the issues”. It’ll lose Best Documentary to one about how Thatcher had a puppy she didn’t strangle or something

Just how many foreigners are we gonna put the blame on for this dipshit scrapping the country for parts and dividing it to the ruling class?

My uncle who works for Nintendo already got me a Sixskin.

Billions of devices? Is this bluetooth chip made by the Java people?

You fool, he could bring you food more times.

The US after one month without causing regime change

Yeah but if you ignore some of the most heinous atrocities ever perpetrated he’s a nice guy

Me sowing: Hell yeah this is great

Me reaping: This is not us. What a somber moment in world history 😔

I’m picturing 200 dems walking slowly chanting “we shall overcome” on the way to brunch. George Bush is there. No one tips.

That’s why me and my friend Saddam have been hiding deep underground. We still haven’t found a way to block neutrinos yet, but I’ll keep everyone posted.

With checks and balances, of course. Our infallible forefathers planned this flawless 2-party system and I won’t hear anything else from you commie propagandists

Well, we’re waiting.

Yeah, I don’t mind electric stoves but I gotta have one large high pressure burner for woks and griddles

If a casino puts up a sign saying they’re working on rigging every game in favor of the mobsters and pimps who know the owner and hired a guy to throw shit at the ceiling, I wouldn’t be going there either.

Musk will go as well to mourn all the good man who died trying to take the city

stubs toe

DAMN YOU PUTIN