He looks so unenthusiastic about it.
“Nothing personal. Needs must, bro. Needs must.”
💥🤛
“It’s the Law of the Jungle I’m afraid, old chap.”
Why are you making me do this? :(
‘Here I go, killing again.’
Never have I ever been punched in the face by a gorilla
Just ask your mom to do it.
I’ll tell her when we finish up here.
To be clear, I said your mom. What are you doing with your mom?
That’s a different person. They’re passing on the message.
Ohhh
all the people on here are the same person in my head except for like @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
What makes me different from soup?
Soup can’t talk
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face by a gorilla.
“I said, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!”
Grodd?
It is a real photo but I hate the AI infused world in which I immediately question the veracity of any photo.
POV you’re the fifth person in a row to bring potato salad with eggs to my vegan potluck after I specifically wrote “PS and no potato salad please haha xD” on the rsvp
Well, just feed it to the cat.
but my cat is vegan don’t get mad it’s their choice I’ve tried!!
but its german
What about Potato Salad?
That must have hurt.
Probably not, gorilla pretty tough.
Yeah, but if he hit the camera he might have bruised a knuckle or two.
RIP Christophe Courteau
Major Arthur clenching his fist vibes
So… did he die?
Man, that gorilla needs to work on his stance. He’s swinging like an schoolgirl.
Maybe, but he can also rip your arm off and beat you to death with it…
When wrestling with a toddler, your stance doesn’t really matter.
Why the fist is so tiny
That one is … far away.
Like few hundreds meters away
True https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/drunk-gorilla/ (but not drunk)
…into 2025
That’s why he’s posting it in September 2024. Knocked him 6 years ahead.
Friday night, eh?
