I am 41. I’ve worked the same job for 20 years and I do this, this hits deep…

I own a 2020 Subaru WRXSTI manual and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.

It’s square

Where was the cat during the funeral hmmm?

That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

He has the name of a villain in the next death stranding game.

Who sits on a toilet and takes viagra?

I clap my hands when I’m served Dino nuggets.

Facts!