tws

One of mine is noticeably smaller than the other two

Gangsta flap

High velocity pickle delivery system was my nickname when I was in college.

When you love honey so much you stop wearing trousers.

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Speaking as a therapist, I am cheap.

Not professionally, it costs over £2k per year to see me weekly.

But personally, I’m cheap as F. One drink and a kind word and I’m yours for the night.