I used Bodhi Linux for a long time and I still remember how cool was the Enlightment fork they used: Moksha

That’s dinner time for me and tomorrowI’ll be having a first date dinner: we both hope there are going to be good news after those two hours.
Good luck to the both of us!

The FBI is trying to trick me into feeling guilty, too bad I was the firstborn of a single mother and this shit does not work on me anymore

Being the son of the employer doesn’t require any effort

I love myself a bit of Streisand effect in the late afternoon

“Hold my bear” I wispered, reaching for my kitchen tongs

The yellow slice is not centered and it’s upsetting me

When you burn away that much money, you coping mechanism has to be better than this

What happened to elementary OS?

Gnome 4 came out…

Between two points in my ass

So hate helped sprouting mold, therefore new life?

When Windows 10 came out, half of the Windows 7 system got borked. Mine was one of them.
The next day I flashed Ubuntu on a USB stick

Every line is a straight line in one dimension

Mitch Hedberg made this meme

Yeah, he was already on a weird path but after Covid he went down really hard.
I hope he will seek help and get better

Writing from a 3 years old 4a running CalyxOs: the phone is a perfect choice if you want a small sized phone with a 3.5mm jack and that gets constant updates. The camera might be a little better but I don’t take many pictures so I don’t mind.

I’m getting some real “Fallout 3 tutorial” vibes

You forgot to turn off the gas in the oven Jon

You’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

Am I the only one that calls my CAT layers stuff like “koala buttfucker”, knowing pretty well that I’m the only one who sees it?