No, I commute to work by ambulance

I work for an influencer now, I went to a reputable film school and have a masters degree. I used to do documentaries on BLM for god’s sake.

CATCH IT TONIGHT ON GREEB AND DONT FORGET TO FLIM FLAM THE POPCHUDZZ GIBGUBBLERRR

Toad, I would love to have all the advantages boomers had and I would gladly agree with you and chuckle and call myself a hypocrite BUT I CAN’T EVEN BUY A FUCKING HOUSE IN THIS ECONOMY.

He’ll probably figure it out on his deathbed if you’re lucky

Here are some more fun facts about driving blind, the car horn can be used for echolocation and the exhaust pipe fits a cane to see if there are drivers behind you.

I’d recommend separate computers

Usually you make your first dad joke when your kid is born. If it didn’t happen for you, you might need to go back and ask the doctor to hold you upside down and slap you on the ass.

I’m surprised I’ve never seen Bugs Bunny do any of this

Very well, your toilet wine will be served to you together with the bath tub lasagna

May I offer you a bowl of sauvignon blanc to go with your glass of soup?