This man lemmy’s

I was thinking more like “pursue therapy” but that works, too

Jesus, what a miserable outlook. Maybe take a break from being online for a while.

Turn their reply to this post upside down

Searing does not seal in moisture in meat; it causes it to lose some moisture. Meat is seared to brown it and to affect its color, flavor, and texture

This one fucked me up.

I think it’s because if you take the numbers individually, 225 looks like it would be half of 550 because 25 is half of 50.

But in actuality, half of 550 is 275.

I’m pretty positive that this is not the scene where this actually comes from, and it’s not even the right quote?

lol raycasting isn’t optimized for server side deployment, it would increase the poly count of the mesh tenfold, which would in turn increase average ping and fps. Couple that with the client side rendering problem and I don’t know anything about development just kidding

You look like someone who eats hot dogs the long way

My favorite thing online is Very Serious Shitposts.

Sometimes I wonder if life is easier with negative brain cells. Just posting whatever. Zero critical thinking required. Just drifting through life leaving a trail of stunned disbelief in your wake.

Now I need chocolate!!!

Damn anyone know when this photo was taken?

Is Snot Flickerman a pseudonym for Scott Aukerman? Because it sure sounds like one.

Been seeing you comment all over Lemmy today brother, excited to see if you add something valuable one day 🙏

Makes you wonder why they’d shout hurrah in that situation.

So good I literally just sent this to everyone I know (just my wife)

huge

Deeply unnecessary modifier here

It’s almost like every single independent store in every single city in every part of every country sets their own prices.

Just to be clear, no hate at all for the_picard_maneuver!