I’m still going to get juice all over you.

She plays “Wipeout” on the drums
The squirrels and the birds come
Gather around to sing the guitar
Oh, I… Have you got nothing to say?

How do you think they would look? To get the news web page in your example, you are still going to have to have to render the page by running the client-side scripts required by modern websites and render some type of markup language for layout. It’s not like web pages are secretly sitting in pure text on a server somewhere…

You are conflating content with delivery protocol. The websites would look the same regardless of protocol.

My build environment has 3 jillion unneeded builds going. I am lucky to get 2 build failures in a single day.

“If you are reading this, you are in the wrong branch.”

They will soon. I have no faith in their leadership.

Have they already turned over the IP addresses?

35 years in the industry. I’ve been helping my kid with their assignments. These profs would be sacked for even the specs they write. Just horrible. And my kid is going to decent school.