You need the rest of it:

See?

My friends call this my “brightside bullshit” but it is a power. No matter what awful thing happens, I can say, “I know this can’t kill me,” and that’s pretty good.

…admittedly some things, you’d rather they kill you, but luckily, most of those are behind us. So! Prepared to deal with anything.

Mine made me capable of surviving almost anything. Which is terrible. But you can spin that, for your resume.

I’ve been using stuff like “capable in a changing environment” and “adept at multitasking” to mean “I have CPTSD and ADHD” for years.

Fuck! How did I miss the most unhelpful option?

And now I’m here to fight with both of you, not about what you’re arguing about, but I’m going to police your tone and call you both stupid because you didn’t argue in the arbitrary fashion I’ve determined is “correct!”

This is the least helpful contribution I can make, while simultaneously attacking you both!

Medium answer: you bet.

Or Stardew Valley getting new content 9 years later.

Appreciate it but luckily it was like 30 years ago.

I immediately thought this is a person on opiates.

Source: saw my mother do this when I was young.

Hyperintelligent aliens should understand that comedy shouldn’t punch down!

Is it? You didn’t use any.

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

I am absolutely the bunny. Because I’m moisturized and just had my hair done, but I’m also completely done.

Binged (the search engine) and binged (the eating disorder/content consumption method) look identical and this fucks me up.

I got a warning on an ADHD sub reddit for posting too much.

It’s the biggest reason I stopped making memes.

Appreciate it but your comment got auto corrected on two instances of “causal” to “casual” by commie.

The last time my boyfriend heard “colder than a witch’s tit” he reached over and touched my boob ans said, “Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement.”

I’m probably gonna marry him.