As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?

Nah, let’s get Christopher Nolan to make it and it becomes a mind-bending exploration of consumerism, pagan festivals and the death of innocence.

My head canon is that this slips his mind, until his next attempt, and then he informs the world once more.

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A sandwich can be a thousand different dishes if you get creative

Naw, this some damned shit

Even farming eggs and gardening vegetables as a hobby is basically a p/t job for me. I do about 25-30 hours of work per week on my property, and some of that is just groundskeeping, then I work 40 hours at a 9-5.

But I wouldn’t trade it for anything lol

At a show I was at in Winnipeg a homeless guy came in and started harassing people. The singer jumped from the stage and took him to the ground. later in the show, the singer put on an oven mitt and grabbed like fifty sparklers and lit them all at once. Almost burned the glove to his hand but he squirmed out of it in time. Dropped it on the stage and stomped it out then got burn treatment from a drunk paramedic who was in the audience. True Winnipeg memories.

And isn’t rice pudding just grain-based yogurt?

Your experiences are ones I would rather not have I’m sure

It’s not really very evidence-based from what I remember. Freuds ideas rested on a lot of untested assumptions about the way human psychology works

All good man, nobody’s gonna kink shame

I just wanna know how

She never had a chance with that goon as her father

Uranus can actually be quite fun if you know what you’re doing

I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.

Pipe tobacco, deliver unto me

Me, after spending one hour playing with my son: ok now I’m going to spend some time with your sister

My son, five minutes later: NOBODY EVER WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME

Far more respect gained when someone realizes they’re wrong and changes their view then stubbornly sticking with incorrect beliefs

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