That’s what I said! But noooooooooo. They insisted on arresting me.

IT’S A PUBIC PARK! it’s right there in the name!!!

Top tip: don’t take nude photos of yourself. Ever.

Oh, it only loaded as a still pic for me last night.

Jeans?

Pah! I don’t need no stinking permit! I am an asshole all the time!

I don’t understand this photograph. Did this young woman open a microwave to discover a dwarf, inside, filming her?

Solitaire?

It’s such vapid act.

I don’t get it.

UR-ine.

NEEDS MOAR FINGGGERS

It depends on your instance.

Oh and BTW it’s Constantinople.

It’s my personal bugbear when perfectly good words are misspelled purposely.

The source itself makes me angry for purposely misspelling ‘semaphore’.

Usually with the rash, you can get a cream for it from your doctor or pharmacist.