I expected someone to be evangelizing for Linux as an alternative to enshittified Windows.

Shocked this thread is an hour old with no mention of Linux. Whoopsie.

Hopefully cybernetics are not so advanced that geriatrics can continue to control everything.

I guess the guy didn’t realize he’s talking to literally Goku.

The Defense Against Christmas.

Nihilist Arby’s all over again.

Now this is shitposting.

“They have two of the things? Why would you need two?”

Well at least the other shapes will be able to go in to pull him out.

In hindsight, there may have been signs…

Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.

Don’t stop, the withdrawal can kill you.

With how he is, it’s more likely one of the animators slipped it in there and he didn’t notice. You can bet nickelodeon definitely didn’t notice.

My great grandpa ingested dihydrogen monoxide every day of his life, often more than once. And now he’s dead.

“We will adhere to US law.”

That’s all she needed to say.

Today I learned at least one roman god isn’t dense enough to sink in water.

Jokes on them, I’ll catch em in the act when I jump out a window.

In hindsight, all the weird half lizard people you kill in dark souls were obviously an allegory to our current political landscape. Bravo, Miyazaki!

I heard it as

"In days of old,

When knights were bold

And condoms weren’t invented,

They put their socks upon their cocks

And babies were prevented."