Or, the other way around 😉

Jokes on you I pirates mine!

Dr. Bronner’s magic soap label

Fart monster two k telling it like it is

This is so wholesome I can’t stand it ahhhhhhh!!!

Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it’s not because I never got my golden parachute.

Yep. Had a family member buy me Ryobi and 2 batteries. Guess I’m a Ryobi man now

I’ve legit been a manager for 3 companies that have gone out of business now. Not either of those two but one was a major internationally recognized brand. Seems pointless to post them on my résumé but I still do. Almost seems like I’m the kiss of death.

I literally laughed so hard I cried.

Careful. If you sign up for Disney plus and then Disney kills your wife YOU CAN’T SUE!

Shit indeed

I have no proof but it was Def the CIA

But then parlaying that into “NASA must be lying earth flat” or “Imma videogame this pizza parlor” is where the problems begin

Anyone else getting Nic Cage vibes from this?

I lived in china and it was the only way to access loads of media. When I got back I saw the hellscape that streaming had become. We recreated cable. That and not owning anything anymore. So I still sail the high seas. Even if I wanted to pay the high price of 30 different streaming services it’s a better more enjoyable experience sailing.

https://youtu.be/GDtiO29v1Ac?si=c0C49NobfGr_lMmT

I read this, don’t know if it’s true, that in the UK the sentence used to be “hang by the neck” but then they cut the rope before a guy died. He argued that the sentence was to hang by the neck, and the sentence was fulfilled. The judge agreed and from then on it was “hang by the neck till dead”. Might be totally made up but I want it to be true

Fucking WHAT!?

And in some cases even if they are Israeli! https://www.npr.org/2023/12/15/1219695220/israel-soldiers-mistakenly-kill-hostages-gaza#:~:text=Science-,3 hostages killed by an Israeli soldier were waving a,an Israeli military official said.

As an American living abroad I can honestly say I don’t miss being required to drive everywhere. Haven’t owned a car in six years and there’s like 2 times a year I need a car so I just rent one. Way cheaper that way.