androogee (they/she)

All the juice runs out if there’s holes; this will let a good amount collect.

I keep messaging the devs but no response.

Me either

An older lady was trying to push two carts at the same time out of a warehouse club store. I was just carrying TP by hand, so I offered to push her extra cart.

She called me her bodyguard. I ascended immediately to heaven.

Your friends don’t sprance, and if they don’t sprance then they’re no friends of mine

Oh damn if you’d rather be ignored, that’s super easy to accomplish

Everybody is posting their favorite Hyper Specific Deep Dive Videos, so here’s mine:

https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A

Gameboy color infrared is all I need

Multiple Ks in a row gets risky fast

I’m not even a vegetarian and I’ve heard way more fellow meat eaters fucking constantly bitching about vegans than I’ve ever heard vegans being annoying about it.

Just feels like whiny baby bullshit honestly.

Well, you started in the middle of a conversation, so I’m afraid it does not. Haha.

Phones without a headphone jack can take a flying leap off a tall bridge and fuck themselves on the way down

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Okay but what if that can of beans can suck its own dick?

swap.avi

Not a switch exclusive actually, you could do it too if you wanted.

Fucking stupid.

It’s right wing propaganda.

It’s the title of a short piece of speculative fiction. That’s it.

People like Alex Jones have spun a web of lies turning it into the Master Plan of the Globalist (dogwhistle for Jewish) Overlords.

Giving it any credence or voice is foolish. The end.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/struck-living/201012/can-obstacle-prevent-suicide

I stop talking to people who send me mass messages advertising apps because I actually do know my own worth.