Cows don’t look like cows on film, you gotta use horses.

I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.

There ain’t no comment chain and there never was.

Hei hei‽

Leeds Leeds Leeds!

I saw an opportunity for a Pulp Fiction quote and I took it. It did require a slight misreading of your comment, granted.

Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.

That’s not a mug, that’s a teacup.