Is this Welsh?
/s
Now, with Listeria! ™️ –for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!–
Did… Did the crocodiles make that sign?
I was reminded
Rich Evans, man. Sexy, talented, honey-voiced genius.
Muppets have always sadly given me the heebs, but this is a brand new appreciation! I’d love to see this done shot-for-shot, completely serious tone, but all within the Muppets theme. Of course, John Carpenter’s awesome score stays the same, but played with like, kazoos and jazzy casual instruments.
Regardless of reality, it’s gonna happen in my imagination, cause the world’s on fire.
👏*-FAKE-IT-TILL-YOU-MAKE-IT!-*👏
…cries…
Man, every house I’ve lived in had these, except now, not in the one I own. Welp, time to replace all the generic shit with slightly yellowed, swirly faceted acrylic! And at least one has to have a weird crack in it.
My new therapist’s office sets a recurring bi-weekly appointment for their patients, which I find fantastic, and it’s been a great start, but it’s still relatively new and we’re getting familiarized enough to work out a specific treatment plan, so every two weeks, she’ll open with a genuine: “How are you?” and it’s a toss-up in my head between: “Are you sure you wanna know? Or should we get shit done…”
Can confirm, unfortunately. We’re not laughing, but we are relieved.
Self-medicating ADHD sufferers recommend consuming 3-5 entire pots of coffee a day, and a treat of another 150-300mg before bed
I’d buy that for a dollar! Seriously…can I…can I buy it?
I would like to subscribe to Skeleton Facts.
“I’m sorry, Monsieur Toast, the job posting was for an experienced host.”
Holy shit, this is for real. The last post I saw with this guy, I thought it might be a eurojoke I didn’t quite understand, like the ramen on head memes, but oh nooooooo. ʘ‿ʘ
New kink unlocked
Two XRA memes, and recently someone made a Peter Potamus reference with their AI image post, and…and…I’m home. Thanks, guys. 🥲❤️
Heh. Take THAT, Catholics! Oh, if theses were Reeses…