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Where are my testicles, Summer?

He’s from the south, his name is Cletus.

It was one of the first things Hitler did. The invasion of Poland in 1939 was a result of the “lebensraum” policy. It means that the German people needed more “living room”, Which is exactly what’s happening in Israel and has been for decades. Fun fact, one of the failures of the US and the allies at the beginning of WW2 was the appeasement policy. They felt like as long as they just gave him what he wants then there won’t be any more problems. I feel like I see a lot of that same BS here as well.

Oh my god. I was thinking after I posted it I should have added that. With the professor from Futurama. Thanks for the assist!

God this would fix so many problems. Wish this could be real.

Unfortunately this was done by design. Israel is committing atrocities and the last thing they want is the actual truth of what they’re doing getting out to the world. This is just another one of their “power targets” designed to quake fear into the hearts of their enemy. I’m glad that they are launching an official case for the assignation of a journalist. I really hope it actually goes somewhere.

Yeah sorry, just meant MacOS! It’s a work computer so I think the IT guys kind of force it sometimes.

I’m a Mac user and let me tell you, it could easily be an osx device. Those friggin updates take forever, and can be forced on you with no warning.

Exactly. I tried using Linux and I just don’t understand how to use it, and I consider myself fairly tech savvy. It would bring my productivity to a grinding halt if I had to switch to Linux.

It was but I can’t imagine how trashy this would have been if it came to light. We don’t need fan fiction to be confused with cannon.

You should watch “What We Do in the Shadows”

Child: Mom can we have universal healthcare? Mom: We have universal healthcare at home. The healthcare we have at home:

It’s easy, pick any doctor in your network.

Yeah I see a few blondes and redheads but can’t spot the woman in the red dress. Might go ask Mouse.

Yeah but then how would I be able to get that napkin holder that I ordered in my underwear delivered tomorrow! You don’t understand how much I need this thing right now even though I can’t be bothered to get dressed and drive my ass to the store.

It is 100% both. I also still sometimes grab the pizza lunchables as a 32 year old man. Every single time I’m like “this is going to be an awesome snack” and then when I’m done the post-lunchable clarity kicks in and I’m sad and a little disgusted.