My area was forced to do well by our governor, which naturally meant they wanted to thank her by plotting to kidnap and murder her.

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The bridge is on S Pennsylvania Ave in Lansing, MI, hence “Penny”. Construction has routed more people through there than normal lately increasing the bridge’s hunger.

If there’s one thing people that rent trucks or RVs never learn, it’s the height of their vehicle (and that yes the flashing overheight lights are in fact for you).

Source: Used to live near there.