Keep your dick beaters off of me!

That doesn’t sound impossible.

The first door should have been your original meme.

I think in remember reading this in 2016.

Don’t inverse kink shame. Prude shame?

That’s called Molly Maid.

Everyone in this thread struggling not to say Overwatch so they seem quirky and interesting.

You don’t have to admit you play the game, just with yourself.

All other forms of chocolate and peanut butter candy are inferior to the seasonal Reeses. There is a lull between eggs and pumpkins that I, honestly, appreciate.

Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.

You do you, but maybe be open to new experiences. There’s no reason you can’t share your passions with another person who may have overlapping interests.

Most definitely has some kind of sweetener, only about 1/5th of coffee drinkers prefer plain coffee.

So they’re both creeps.

OP too, for purposeful inclusion of the ragebait censoring! But don’t hate the player, hate the game folks.

You went to the toilet just to take this photo. Don’t take it as a criticism, I would have, too.

That is weaponized panic.

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If you willingly type the url from that picture into your browser, you deserve to be scammed.

They live in bizzaro world where men have spiderman eyes and superhero in costume are the only ones with iris and pupils?

My Pa used to say, it doesn’t cost more to go first class, you just pay a little longer.

He wasn’t good at math, but he was good at life.

Yes. It appears I responded to the wrong comment. I was pointing out they misspelled Cavalry on the Atlas Obscura map.

Calvary?