Chairman, chairwoman, or chairperson?

Not necessarily, it seems.

I see it as he is making sure you know it is him doing the boasting, so he is giving both of his names as to leesen any confusion, ha ha

Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.

Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.

Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.

But Moons Over My Hammy! /s

No egg?!!

Yeah, she’d have to kinda turn around and root down under the sheet until she could find the hole that had been cut out, and all of this without her glasses no doubt. Doesn’t make for memorable oral.