Sold. I’ll check it out soon.

Yes. Yes, they are.

I thought he was to people as people are to ants.

Thank you so much for sharing. That was the most “beans in a cup” video I’ve ever seen.

Aww, man! Cthulhu’s turning fascist too?

Is “.fart” valid?

https://youtu.be/NWIlScfHwOU

You’re correct, of course, but this is funnier. Also, please don’t shame. If I want to watch videos of people putting ketchup on steak, that’s my business.

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Such a perfectly apt metaphor. Thank you.

I wonder if there’s any experimentation on how many different kinds of containers beans can go into.

I haven’t heard that one.

Also, if people regularly see you eating pocket spaghetti, they’ll never expect pocket sand!

I’m sorry. I meant to say they’re streets ahead.

Woah, way too sticky.

I wonder how well that would sell. A hot cup of beans might be enticing on a cold winter’s morning.

There’s a special place in hell for people that promote this cuisine. Admittedly, it’s not as far down as the hell for people who tolerate regular mass shootings, but it’s still a crime.

Hey, now. It’s not just AI slop. I also hand stitched a photo and stock clip art into it and wrote captions. There’s plenty of human slop in there, too.

Yeah, it checks all the boxes: texture, temperature, taste, smell, viscosity, and appearance. There’s little about it that isn’t an egregious affront to the senses. I will say this for it, though: it reduces waste, is potentially nutritious, preserves well, and is generally nontoxic.

I once fasted for 72 hours, just to see what it would be like to run out of glycogen and be truly hungry. I still probably wasn’t hungry enough to eat aspic. Perhaps if I were starving after another day or two? Still, I feel like there’s a chance I would rather die.