You just got Sturgeoned, your husband has been arrested for embezzlement

Seems like he finally listened to everyone’s suggestions that he get on the bin

That was the stereotype in the west too, it only reversed when having a tan meant you were wealthy enough to have been on a summer holiday somewhere sunny!

What’s NSFW here?

It’s pretty standard in Britain to learn to drive when you’re 17. The testing seems to be much more rigorous than whatever happens in America though, and Anon would hopefully have lost their licence by now!

Take comfort in the fact that it was probably a joke

Only if you say something. Pick up, say nothing, if it’s a robot waiting to hear a voice it will hang up, if it’s a real human you’ll get a “hello?”

It’s already on toast ya dunce!

What is an “online persona”? Stop trying to turn my tech support forum into Facebook!

I blame games back then for calling bots/AI “CPU” characters, short for “computer”

Russia had already tried to join NATO multiple times

Russia has requested to join the defensive pact against Russia

Did they just throw a load of random text into this title thumbnail?

Where shitpost?

Reminds me of the overbite Winnie the Pooh meme face with those teeth

Like chuppa chups, those ketchup-flavoured lollipops

I’m no footballist, but I don’t think you call goals “points”

What’s wrong with a bit of chup on your fish fingers?

Suicide is a bit of an overreaction

Turns out the prompt wasn’t for a survival horror but a buddy movie

We’re all bad Catholics, that’s the whole point of Catholicism!