Where’s my Xanga peeps at?

BORTLES!

Well, if you ever are, I’ll deliver them… on screen.

Flashbacks to being 17-18 and working retail.

ends up somehow casted in Kate Goslin biopic…

It is extreeeemly dangerous and may attack at any time. So we must deal with it.

I feel like we should put a rest to the term “breaking the internet.”

Am I the only one here completely out of the loop?

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum 🏴‍☠️