Just do what I do - shit in the shower and beat it down the drain with your roommate’s toothbrush
Just do what I do - shit in the shower and beat it down the drain with your roommate’s toothbrush
Omg. This is so me, minus the cigarette. (Insert an edible instead.) It’s so painful that I have them delivered now.
In thru the out door
What if I told you that you’re a humorless self-righteous prat?
The humor, it could be argued, is in the idea that a fluffy colorful 80s cartoon for little girls would be teaching foul-mouthed radical feminism. Not everything is meant to be taken literally for fuck’s sake.
Kid Rock makes music for people who don’t pay their child support
This was hung over my bed when I was five years old.
No. You blow the assailant away.
Today I decided to check with a couple of local insurance agencies to see if I could get my family’s current coverage any cheaper. I never searched for this specific topic, only for contact info to reach out to a couple of agencies. Then I made two phone calls, sent two emails via the Gmail app including my current policies declaration pages, and I received one text message from an insurance agency. Now my news stream is flooded with ads for comparing insurance rates and changing companies.
I’m an Android/Google/Pixel person. I have a Google Home speaker at work (self-employed barber/stylist) and was playing old classic country music a few weeks ago. My client mentioned that her husband’s favorite artist is Porter Wagoner and his favorite song is Cold Hard Facts Of Life. Well, guess what the very next song was? And now, ever since then, I’ve been inundated with that song. It plays constantly.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…