FoundTheVegan

At least a decade plus.

Honestly I think the pan, mask and the glasses are kind of a curse? How would I ever know if people actually like ME or just the glasses? All of my relationships would require keeping the glasses on, that’s just stressful! How would I enjoy the taste of food or ever try new meals if it’s always great? I’d just make the same thing over and over while being content, not actually happy. And if I sleep only an hour a day that’s just gonna put me out of sync with the world and lead to loneliness.

The long cool down on the penny is honestly it’s best feature, gives you room to still live your life.

I can cook, sleep, shower and make friends easily enough. And being able to run isn’t very practical in the modern world so…

Lucky penny and then only using a stock market app twice a month please!

Not even a little! You have a wonderful evening friend. ♥ 💕

Oh absolutely, this is a serious problem for some! I’ve read enough boar attack stories to know they are a legitimate threat. Cougar and wolf attacks are more common in my area, albeit rare overall. But all three animals are all very different than dogs, cats and pigs. Common ancestors sure, but absolutely very different today.

Of course every human has the right to defend themslevss from animal attack. That’s just a very different equation than buying bacon at the super market while ignoring the suffering of a pig that never left it’s factory farm.

Fake for any of those wondering.

But keeping employees based on how many lines of code they have written, which he did, is essentially the same logic.

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People have actually said this to me in full seriousness. Preemptive revenge killing against hypothetical wild pig attacks is apparently self defense, so that’s why they eat pork from real captive factory farm pigs. It is such odd… “logic”, clearly working backwards from the point they want to arrive at.

Like srsly, it was something like a month ago on this very platform.

I don’t give a dish.

Brick, are you just naming children with things you see in the room?

1. I truly AM great at parties. I’m loud, funny, cute and get REAL drunk. What’s not to love?

2. lol personal insults means you know your argument sucks

3. Seitan pigs in a blanket are flippin’ great. I literally serve that at parties. 😂

And…?

Are you telling me that you eatpork as some sort of… preemptive revenge? Because even in a hypothetical universe where pigs are top of the food chain, it would still be wrong to imprison and kill them. Which is why doing this to tiger/lion/bear would also be wrong in our universe.

Weird comeback.

😂

Cope.

A pig didn’t say they would die for you. It was murdered against its will and then you paid the killer to kill more.

The prounons made me do it.

Edit: HOW DARE YOU!

🎶 It’s the only one I know, it’s the only one I know 🎶

Yes, but the reason the joke here works is because of the setup makes you think it’s this very common dating question.

A very common question in dating culture. But this is also a good reminder how common and acceptable it is to dehumanize women by reducing them to only to the parts you care about.

Because it’s a very silly question, one that I’m not going to entertain because…

Do you really think this person is out renting a steam roller? And trying to find the street address of that person now?!

You are steching so hard to call this a violent threat when it could not be more silly. You’re not motivated by “preventing violence”, because the entire premise here is ridiculous at face value. You’re motivated by wanting to call trans people unstable.

Go tell your friends, your boss, your family you stopped someone from getting killed by a steam roller by saying “tut tut, ur crazy” on the internet. You know damn well they are gonna laugh at you.