DrCatface

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i dont get it can someone pls explain

so this actually worked for me one time i was at the shops with a homie and i locked eyes with a v cute girl checking out and got this shiver down my whole body and a depressing epiphany that id never meet her or know her name. anyway turns out my homie knew her and sent her a msg asking if she wanted my contact info, she said yes and msgd me asking about the cute girl shiver i was talking to my homie about. we dated for a year but just didnt really click

til the sweat drips down my balls

all these females crawl

oh ski ski motherfucker

oh ski ski goddamn

he need some milk

'member chinese spy balloon?