Hulk smash!

I’m too seen here. Time to hide.

Cold, Jack.

Ha! “Consultant / Technology Manager” – pretty sure he’s just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

Ooooh scrumpy – now there is a delicious treat I haven’t had in a while!

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Eh, we’ve already paid for it several times, so we should probably keep it around.

That actually makes a ton of sense. We fucking paid for it after all.

I almost thought it was me, but then I saw there were no shooter fingers or winking.

Each picture is progressively more terrifying.

I’m not religious in any sense of the word, but if Jesus Christ is telling me to go to the casino, we’re going to the fucking casino!

Loaves and fishes bitches!

What, are you my 7 year old?

Username checks out.

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

Shhh, Don’t let them in on the secret.

Just remember,

There is no sex in the champagne room.

Yes, your head looks like a testicle.

A good friend of mine always says “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”

Fellow freelancer, I see.