• friedtofu@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Musk’s gon’ bill it to ya

    Tired of tweeting for free? X’s gonna monetize ya

    Tap tap, open up the app, it’s free

    With the non-stop, cash grab of premium fees

    Riding rockets, now he’s starbound and sold

    But he got such a grand scheme

    That’ll make a tweeter wonder if he’s been memed

    Damn right, and he’ll charge you again, 'cause he’s Elon, so hes gots to spin

    Tweet battles with the freemium, but no matter how many cats he boxes with, he’ll profit on your scene and win