I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want GNU for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is GNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuUUUuUUuuu yeah

I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need (and I) Don’t want all the iPajeets stealing my private data I don’t want to set my cookies there upon the imageboard Ol’ St. GNU won’t make me happy interjecting on Christmas Day I just want GNU for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is GNUUUuuu GNUUuu, baby

Oh, I won’t ask for much this Christmas I won’t even wish for source (and I) I’m just gonna keep on waiting buried in the mailing list I won’t make a list and send it to FSF for Saint GNU I won’t even stay awake to wait for kernel compilation 'Cause I just want GNU here tonight Liberating me so right What more can I do? Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is GNUUUuuu GNUUuu, baby

Oh-oh, all the agents glowing so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby) And the sound of iToddlers crying fills the air (oh, oh, yeah) And SJWs are screeching (oh, yeah) I hear those sirens blaring Stallman, won’t you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh) Won’t you please bring my freedom to me? Oh, I don’t want a lot for Christmas This is all I’m asking for I just wanna see my baby as I login for the day Oh, I just want GNU for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is GNUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuu GNUUUuuuu, baby All I want for Christmas is GNUUUuuuuuuuu, baby All I want for Christmas is GNUUUuuuuuuuu, baby All I want for Christmas is GNUUUuuuuuuuu, baby All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is GNUUUuuuuuuuu, baby All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is GNUUUuuuuuuuu, baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY (Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You (Official Video)) [3:55]