Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.

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    I kind of with the sentiment. Review pre merge though, but only block the merge if there are serious faults. Otherwise, merge the code and have the author address issues after the merge. Get the value to production

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      have the author address issues after the merge.

      Hahahahahahaha. Sorry, you’ve merged, next ticket, PM needs shiny results for execs this QBR!

      This is how bug backlogs grow.

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      Get the value to production

      Ugh, not this SAFe Agile ™ cultist bullshit. The “value” is working, bug free code, which you get when you put it through review and QA before it gets to production.

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        There is no value in spaghetti piled on top of rotten spaghetti. Tech iCal debt is real and if you’re just shippin it and plan to fix it later, y’all gonna have a bad time. Nothing more permanent than a temporary workaround.