I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed
As your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine ‘Extra Divine’
All with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️
Doctor told me after the transplant that I should only eat steak well done. I just won’t eat steak rather than ruin the meat.
I would get a second opinion!
Yeah, I know its not a completely necessary precaution from a bit of internet searching, but honestly? After all I went through leading up to the transplant. I’m okay with making a minor sacrifice to be overly cautious.
you may be safe by using sous vide/pasteurising the steak. same texture and safer to consume. maybe look into it if you really craving steak (which i assume you’re not right now). same goes for things like cured meats
“Blue” goes between Rare and Epic. It’s basically the legal minimum you can cook a steak in a restaurant.
Elongating this meme with a “Red” on the other side with a burning hot coal ember haha…
That would fit well between “Astounding” and “Congratulations”
Medium rare please
Legendary is the only option
No there were 12 other options actually
De-horn it and slap it with a hot frying pan.
Show the cow a fire and bring it to the table.
This guy steaks.
Unreal. My hope is if I eat that steak we all disappear.
Divine. You feel like you become the steak.
I like mine cooked until I see dark matter.
What are you cooking your steak with? A singularity?
ah, yes my ex wife proffered hers like a quasar too, with keychup
Fuck your steak: How do you take your chicken?
“I’ll have the chicken, medium-rare.”
medium rare
Well done
Thanks
I prefer my steak oiled, seasoned, and then seared in the heart of a supernova
Rare for me. As rare as possible before I’m risking food poisoning.
Give me unreal or give me death!