Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
That’s a foforkrk.
AAAAAAAA!!!
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably
someonea robotic voice
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
The fedora of kitchenware!
m’soup
You’re god damn right
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it’s not as effective, terrible even.
Slots ruin everything…
Your fork’s a slot
You calling me a forking slot?
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
The not-fun-party is across the street, in .ml land
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Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Norway
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
TIL
Not with that attitude you can’t
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
Casual players shouldn’t do fork builds.
