Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agoMy neighbor's exact thought processlemmy.mlexternal-linkmessage-square140fedilinkarrow-up1237arrow-down19
arrow-up1228arrow-down1external-linkMy neighbor's exact thought processlemmy.mlHammocks4All@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square140fedilink
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down3·4 months agoLook, if you live somewhere that the sun makes you regret existence (read: everywhere in 10 years), yard work is getting done in the morning, car work is getting done in the evening.
minus-squarevolvoxvsmarla @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 months agoI have neither a yard nor a car, what do I do on a Saturday
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·4 months agoYou don’t have any yardwork or car problems to deal with, so whatever the hell you want, I presume. Except sleep without earplugs, I guess that’s out.
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoride your bicycle to go get coffee and donuts for you and your car friends
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoLook, if you can afford a yard, then you can afford a landscaping service.
Look, if you live somewhere that the sun makes you regret existence (read: everywhere in 10 years), yard work is getting done in the morning, car work is getting done in the evening.
I have neither a yard nor a car, what do I do on a Saturday
You don’t have any yardwork or car problems to deal with, so whatever the hell you want, I presume.
Except sleep without earplugs, I guess that’s out.
Drink
ride your bicycle to go get coffee and donuts for you and your car friends
Look, if you can afford a yard, then you can afford a landscaping service.