Gun firing sound effects Ahahahahahahahahah! Keep the change ya filthy animal

Drink Prime, Drink Prime, Drink Prime, Drink Prime, Drink Prime

Is it weird I can smell the inside of that restaurant?

God: “What are you doing?”

Biden: “Averting my eyes lord”

God:“Well stop that!”

May I offer you an egg in this trying time?

“yes”

Nah m8, you ever play Mario 64?

And now I’m having PTSD Flashbacks of moving that fucker upstairs

Float, obviously

Pssshhh, as if I’d talk about an OS that’s, Free, Open Source, has better drivers for most devices, instead of talking about … I use arch btw

That or Baja Blast color. Hell coulda gone for the 90’s taco bell color scheme and it’d be fine

You guys don’t eat those with half the wrapper attached because the stickiness level of that candy is so powerful it practically has a gravitational force strong enough to attract the sun? … No, just me?

That’s like half the flavor right there

Using projectiles as arrows. Get on my level

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See? Cardgage is so cool, his character intro video probably just cursed us all for life!