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The first thing I thought of for user assessment testing was the enhanced reality helmet from Space Cop where it’s just pop ups and malware until you get ran over by one of those digital mobile billboard platform trucks you see in Vegas.

Now introducing Enshittium Browser ad diarrhea flows freely

Every time I see the body horror AI produces I feel like I’m MacReady at McMurdo in desperate need of my flamethrower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM2Wz6NdPZs

The secret love child of Kim Jong and Elon.

That’s when you let her know you’ve always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You’ve got her smothered and covered.

When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.