Finally, humanity has come back from the woman wrestling a ball from a little girl

Self landing rockets is a great thing to cheer about!

But also people cheered for a guy eating cheese balls so you may have a point.

Shit I have to up my game

It comes with Arch!

Would that not just be… jeans?

No he was holding a pen. Now he’s holding a mouse

And on sale currently! I’ve been debating BUT I have so many other things to do

Yeah, that one is useful. I know why they’re there but it gets very old after a while.

I need to re-listen to those books. They’re sooo good.

I’ve had good luck with Walmart self-checkouts, they seem to trust you are doing the right thing. Price Chopper stores though… my god.

“Please place the item in the bag”

“Please remove the item from the bag, and start again” (yes with the pause)

“Do you have any coupons?”

“Do you have any items under the cart?”

NO! SHUT UP!

I’m Trim Trombley and I’m going to fire my adventure pistol

Oi Oi, I’m a cockney ‘obbit and I’m itchin’ to do croimes!

^Nigel ^and ^marmalade ^reference

Rikki Tikki Tavi!

You’re funny. I like you.