when i encounter a dog turd on the sidewalk, i usually imagine force-feeding it to the nasty owner who left it there. it makes me super angry.

so it’s NOT a pyramid scheme?

or it IS a pyramid scheme, and that’s why we should get on board?

Danny-fucking-Kaye

25 years ago i thought “rapport” was pronounced in a french-ish “rap-WAH”.

i still cringe.

this is not a meme. this is a comic.

what the hell is going on around here?

caressing the blueberry bushes

oh my lord. lolz

ugh. influencers are the worst. old man grumble