But doesn’t offer much protection, so I usually go for a medium switch

“Sorry, mate!”

I’ve also seen this analogy: “Russia had no business in Ukraine, just as US had no business in Afghanistan”. Apparently coming from someone who couldn’t find Ukraine on the map and had no idea how much history and culture these two countries share

The first time I can’t tell whether it’s sarcasm or not. This is what .world userbase looks like

We’re on the same boat. The meme is very ambiguous, but it roughly means that something happens seemingly without a reason, i.e. the author doesn’t understand why something is the way it is

Just sang all of it in my head

“Shhh, it’s okay”

The first ant to see an anteater: "Fuck. Why does it always have to be me?’