Was it really for kids? It was a cartoon yes, but so was Ren and Stimpy

Oleg Tinkof for tsar!

On second thoughts, amusing as that would be, perhaps not the best idea.

One thing the Sysadmin community no longer needs to know about:

My job is horrible, I commute 6 hours each way to my office in the cellar. My boss is useless a wet blanket who’s only working muscle is his tongue which he uses to kiss the backside of the attention-seeking, sociopath CEO who won’t spend any money because our Windows NT4 infra is “as good as it gets”. Being a Sysadmin sucks! What should I do?

If the most common phrase here is “brush up your CV” we have a problem.

If it can run on PHP8 you get JIT compilation, which should go a long way to closing any gaps (if they exist, which I suspect not).

Fedora on desktop, Rocky on servers except my K8s cluster which is on Fedora Coreos

Jokes on you because middle-aged people are the children of the people who built the internet.

Source: I am middle-aged and also 25 years younger than Tim Berners-Lee