Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.

I dont give a fuck about US or china, there are diffrent countries without them

Ofc not, if i would be serious i would have written straight

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Very well done sir, my greatest regards for this woderfull shitpost

My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs

And the duck needs to gave a very detailed human like face

Hit your broken marriage with a hammer, that usaly helps. Better?

Bob the builder hits stuff with his hammer to fix them…

Hit her with a hammer, that usualy helps

The dog is standing on cans so he would learn how to hold a pose for a dog competition, sad stuff.

Try ordering candy mistery boxes from sites that sell foreign products, alot of these products are copycats of big brands so most times they are identical or with a new twist. Usualy japanese mystery boxes are the best.