Lizardman needs to get its skinsuit refitted…
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Cake day: August 5th, 2023
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“Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day…cause it’s all downhill from here.”
Is my morning mantra…
COVID sucks. Counting my blessings that Ive never caught it. Every single one of my coworkers and their families had it. But they also don’t know how viruses and bacteria operate either.
They habitually stick their philangies in all of their facial orifices without regard for what they may have touched earlier…
Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Crank that shit cause I’m the hero tonight!
One of the best things about being adult, you can eat your dessert before dinner.
“I suddenly feel very sick.”
The pizza inexplicably gets tossed in the garbage and he’s homeward bound…