Yes, but he was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1990. People generally wouldn’t pursue the office if they knew they would die in only a couple of years.

Some people have never even looked at a dang banana

This Wilbury really do be traveling

Kafka was only appreciated after his death

Been trying to

At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot

Can’t wait until we get trolley problem CAPTCHAs and we have to choose the square with the most expendable human lives

“You all will be stardust”

This also works for political parties

You’ll get a silver coated Gmail logo in the mail to hang on your wall for clout

Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.

Oh, the acronym stands for Not Safe For J.D. Vance. I thought that NSFJDV was the IKEA name for this type of couch.

Pink Floyd - The Wall (1982)

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Marcus Aurelius is known for his philosophy and other writings. The name “Marcus Aurelius” sounds like “Marcus or Elius”, which Henry Cavill in the meme mistakes as a choice between two actual people. Not wanting to come across as unread, meme Henry Cavill responds with a boastful affirmative answer. However, because he has not heard of Marcus Aurelius, meme Henry Cavill’s response of “Both” reveals his pseudo-intellectualism, intention to deceive, and insecurity to the interviewer and the audience.

I’m too busy looking up Biden Inflation at the moment

Obviously the knights turned the horses into glue but it didn’t work

1 mile ≈ 528 halves of a giraffe

POV: you are French