Humble brags are the best flex.

I once saw a lady struggle to park in her spot for like 30s, back out, then leave. Another valid technique.

Well you don’t follow directions well.

LMAO, jokes on them not going to be able to see mine without a microscope.

“Hey Google, call my other boyfriend.”

I bet it’d take one DnD session, night of drinking, or playing games over discord to find a hundred reasons you’re loveable. Lemme know if you ever want to game!

As a generally lazy person, I would suggest other lazy people look for similar minded matches. Don’t look for a type A hyper organized person that’ll pick up after you. My wife and I are lazy in different ways and make that work for us. Sorry you are going through this OP, I hope you find your match!

And may it be riztastic for you bro!

Like a guy I know who is divorced four times… Thinks he has really bad luck. Nope buddy. It’s you.

I keep the account for a couple logins and occasionally market place, oh and the messenger app because it’s the only way to talk to some of my old Army buddies. I check it once or twice every two years. Always surprised how many people still use it.

You did well. The first season and every following season are the exact same. Chaos, find safety, traitor/calamity, run, chaos… Repeat

Too*

Get a credit card before you die, max it out on a badass headstone, die. Ez pz.

It’s not too late to have one made!

I think it’s because Rust doesn’t use pointers, so you can’t target random memory locations? I like that it’s explicit as a language and I think I understand how it handles dependencies, but man am I bad at learning the basics before jumping in head first.

With Python you can get a cludge working for you pretty quickly, but in Rust you kind of need to understand what’s happening all the time.

Me learning Rust.

I recently tried it on Deck and it’s rough, but I think a lot of people only have a deck as an option to play it, so they use what they have. It’s a fun game, so it makes sense. If you have the option to play on a PC, it’s not worth using your steam deck though.

You left out the best part:

“While serving in the army, he told his fellow soldiers about his special ability, and repeated it for their amusement, sucking up water from a pan into his rectum and then projecting it up to several yards.”

Probably gets an air enema beforehand.

To be fair, it’s the only Zelda I never beat because of the Water Temple. I did the keys in the wrong order and apparently it’s solvable but after a week of trying 14-year-old me gave up and gave the game away.